I love Facebook! It makes me laugh. I was going to chalk it up for another mindless activity but then I realized that my stomach muscles actually get a work-out from all of the laughter. Not to mention that it extends my life expectancy since happy people live longer. So technically...I'm exercising. It's win-win.
The night before last Holly appeared out of Chat Heaven much to my giggle delight. Our conversation when something like this after I posted a comment that for one of the first times in my life...I was actually speechless. (which Mr. Thompson gave a thumbs up "like" sign for - the twerp!)
Holly: What are you speechless about???
JaLae: I just saw my neighbor naked. Buck naked.
Holly: Oh, my gosh!! That is hilarious, on purpose!?
JaLae: Walking in his back yard buck naked. Buck naked.
Holly: Where you like up stairs and he was out doing his rounds or something?
JaLae: I don't know why God would intend for me to see that. I was upstairs and glanced outside when I saw a naked man not run - but stroll into his back yard.
Holly: What the heck! That is so wrong, you need to tell him that is why the mountains were invented and if he wants to live a free life then he needs to move...
JaLae: He like 20 something (I'm still trying to figure out how he can afford the house). He got a new dog which barks all day....and just when I was wishing for one of my brother's BB gun to shoot it tonight....here the owner comes a prancin'! Buck naked.
Holly; He better be careful or the dog will go looking for a hot dog if you catch my drift. Ha ha!
JaLae: ha ha ha ha
Holly: How are you?
JaLae: Good but you just brought the naked picture back into my mind with that hot dog crack. How are you?
Holly: Really well! Excited for better weather and we are finally all well again!
JaLae: Hey - I actually exercised tonight. Please congratulate me!
Holly: Lady I am so proud of you! What did you do?
JaLae: I went for a 2 mile walk with the husband (actually - to be more exact...I got dragged around the neighborhood by my stupid dog which hasn't quite learned what "heel damn it!" means.
[Censored 15 minute conversation about how we are both qualified to be doctors]
JaLae - Hey, I've been meaning to ask....do you think I talk to much about infertility/baby loss on my blog? Be honest with me.. Serious... be honest! I don't want to be a "Debbie Downer".
Holly: No! You don't and you write whatever and how ever many times you want. If people don't want to read it then tell them to get off your blog!
JaLae: That's right! But when they read about naked neighbor....they won't want to! Should I post a pic?
So technically...I guess I wasn't very speechless after all. But hey - chalk it up to more exercise.
Don't talking and typing movements burn calories too?
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